This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this
THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
This picture fucked me up
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.
this is the first post to actually make me cry
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.
I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET
BEARD GAME TOO STRONG
it never will stop being funny
my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”
AU. Anna tells her friend Hans that she’s in love with a guy she recently met. Hans doubted that, so he tests her knowledge about him.
THE BEST AU IN THE WORLD OF AUs
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
reblog for the fact